Birthing Surprise

 

"Sam, I don't know how to tell you this, but you see...I lost the medallion. I can't switch us back," said Trish. 

"Say what??" asked Sam from the hospital bed.

He wanted to say more when a painful contraction hit him: "OoooooWWWWWW OWWWWW."

Regaining some breath Sam managed to say: "Man, that was a big one....When the fuck it..Mphf..happened?"

Trish bit her lips nervously: "A month ago."

Sam's eyes went wide and he started to stand his upper body up and yell at the woman who took his body and left him pregnant with twins, but another subdue contraction blocked him. 

"Look, it's not like I did it on purpose. I was careful, the medallion was locked in the same place for months, one day it was gone," Trish explained. 

"Why the f-fuck...OWWWW....you fu-fucking decided to not tell...OWWW...me?" Sam asked in pain. 

He was convulsely moving around in the bed and Trish came closer to try to calm him down. 

"Shhh, try to focus. Breath!"

Sam looked at her, his face a mask of pain and sweat: "Why?"

"I thought it was best for the kids, you could react...Well like right now, and have a premature birth...Oh I don't know, there are no instructions for what to do when you bodyswap and get pregnant," said Trish nervously.

Sam tried to say something but could only scream in pain at another contraction and before he could calm down and speak a nurse rushed in to check on his status. 

"Oh my. Looks like we are ready to go here, we have no time to lose, the babies are coming right now!" the nurse said.

While being moved, Sam yelled his lungs off, in pain and fear, calling Trish to change them back or at the very least to get an epidural. It was too late and Sam had to endure the truest birthing experience. 

Trish watched from afar and felt quite content in her decision to throw the medallion away and remain a man as she watched the excruciating pain that Sam was going through. 

True, at first she simple wanted a pause from her pregnancy but then she got quite enamoured with being a man and not having to deal with mestruations, breast pumps or having two babies the size of a brick pushing outside of her. 

She was fine leaving Sam to deal with all that. After all, he was the one that wanted a big family. He could be the one actually birthing it.

 

 

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