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Whining Men

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Professor Daniel Dumont couldn't stand anymore the whining of his friends. They were all shifted during the Great Shift and they were all complaining non-stop about their changes. Most of them didn't even changed that much, just into different dudes. Some even got swapped into young guys, basically obtaining a new chance at life. Yet, his group of 50-years old men kept complaining about how difficult they got it, dismissing everyone else. 'Will you please just stop whining? You guys have it easy' texted Daniel in their group chat.  'Come on, Mr Professor, your life will not change much, just because you don't have a dick. You're single and work behind a desk, how hard can it be now that you're a woman?' replied annoyed Rick, who swapped with his neighbor.  'Very, you guys are so out of touch with everyone. I can't just go back to my old job, nobody will respect me anymore' 'For fuck's sake Dan, you're a professor of economics,...

Superman No More!

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"I don't know Lois, doesn't it look a bit...demeaning?" Superman asked his wife. Lois Lane giggled: "Well, it's not much worse than what your other female colleague wear all the time." "I guess I've never really looked at it this way..." Superman commented.  During one of his many out-worldly battles, Superman entered into contact with a mysterious hybrid substance, a mix of kryptonite and minerals from a dozen different planets. At first he didn't give much notice to it, it only made him feel weak for about a day. However, once he went back home, exposure to Earth's sun caused a very strange reaction. The once mighty kryptonian man started to shrink and lost strength, at first in an unnoticeable way.  Until he flew closer to Earth. He felt immediately weaker and his uniform started to look and feel baggy around his body. His mighty chest was itchy and swollen. He barely made home due to nausea, where his wife Lois Lane had the shoc...