Whining Men

Professor Daniel Dumont couldn't stand anymore the whining of his friends. They were all shifted during the Great Shift and they were all complaining non-stop about their changes. Most of them didn't even changed that much, just into different dudes. Some even got swapped into young guys, basically obtaining a new chance at life. Yet, his group of 50-years old men kept complaining about how difficult they got it, dismissing everyone else.

'Will you please just stop whining? You guys have it easy' texted Daniel in their group chat. 

'Come on, Mr Professor, your life will not change much, just because you don't have a dick. You're single and work behind a desk, how hard can it be now that you're a woman?' replied annoyed Rick, who swapped with his neighbor. 

'Very, you guys are so out of touch with everyone. I can't just go back to my old job, nobody will respect me anymore'

'For fuck's sake Dan, you're a professor of economics, you don't need people to respect you, unlike me down at the mill. I can't even have a sex life anymore, my wife is another dude now!' chimed in Gary. 

As everyone in the chat group seemed to agree with Gary and Rick, Daniel went ballistic and sent them all a naked selfie he took from his bathroom. The former man had landed in a vastly different body, one belonging to local stripper Candy, who had all her body and face covered in tattoos and piercings. 

'You selfish pricks, do you still think you have it bad? Look at me! I look like a cheap whore. There's no way I can have my way back into academia looking like this. It's not being a woman the problem, but that I scream slut. The original owner of this body had only slutty clothes and even if I get something more modest, I still have these massive silicone tits!' blurted out Daniel. 

Everyone went quiet after that. A few even apologized. In general the chat fell quiet in the aftermath of Daniel's selfie. Some days later, Daniel received a private message from Gary. 

'Ehy, again I'm sorry for the other day, I know I behave like a total tool. Listen, I know this sounds super weird, but ever since you sent your pic, I can't stop thinking about your new body. I think I'm very attracted to you.'

'Eww, man. Apology accepted, but please...you're just frustrated because you are not having sex'

'No, I mean not only. Shit, this is embarrassing, but I'm going full in, if you hate me afterward, fine. I've been masturbating to your pic for days. Sure, partially it's because I can't have sex despite being younger and hornier, but partially it's because you're fucking hot. If you ever want to feel what's like to be with a man, please give me a call, I'm more than equipped now!'

Daniel was appalled. However, before he could reply his indignation at his friend, Gary sent him a picture of his hard dick. The academic professor just stared at it in awe. It was big and thick and Daniel felt the still alien but increasingly familiar feeling of his vagina moistening. Daniel had suspected it, but it seemed that his new body had strong heterosexual tendencies and he was starting to succumb to them. 

Almost on autopilot, Daniel took another selfie and sent it to Gary.

'If you still think I'm hot even though I got my hair to a more normal color, come over and show me how much you like me...'

Gary knocked at his door within the next 10 minutes.