Mother Knows Best

"Ugh, man! I get your mum's desire of being a grandmother and taking the matter in her own hands due to your irresponsible nature, but why on Earth she had to make me the mother of your child?" Arthur complained to his best-friend-turned-husband Matt. 

Arthur was laying on their bed, wearing a one-piece stretchable dress that was among the few clothes he could still wear now that he was nine-month pregnant. Not only he had a big belly, but he grew massive udders and wide childbearing hips. His now mother-in-law Millie told Arthur it was on purpose to make the baby more comfortable and with plenty of food for after. 

"You know how sorry I am, man. But mum thought that since we're best friends and we're hanging out all the time, it was also your fault that I hadn't settled down yet. So she figured you were the natural choice for 'birthing the heir' as she put it," Matt said, repeating a story both knew very well. 

Arthur sighed, uncomfortable: "Well, yeah. I hope she'll be satisfied with the one heir and will leave me alone from her family planning..."

Matt nodded, but remembered that his mother always wanted many grandchildren, so Arthur's hope would be crushed. No need to tell him yet, though.