Scouting the house
"What in the actual fuck are you doing here?" the blonde woman asked.
"I-I'm j-just..." Florence tried to come up with a good answer, but couldn't.
"You're just trespassing, that's what you're doing Wayne" the woman replied, emphatizing Florence current male name.
Florence regained some courage and managed to reply: "That's not true! This is my house! I'm Flo! You're Wayne, the 18 years old kid from the down the road!"
The old Wayne just smirked: "No, that's who I was. Now I'm Mrs Florence McKenzie, married woman and you're the neighbor kid who I can sue for harassment and stalking. Or do you think I don't notice you lurking around the house almost everyday?"
"This is not FAIR!" Florence exclaimed "I didn't want any of this!"
Wayne shushed her and answered: "First, lower your voice. You don't want Harold to hear us. Second, you're lying. You did want this. You were the one proposing the swap for, what did you say, 'changing perspective' when in reality you were such a spoiled brat that you simply wanted to avoid a weekend with your in-laws."
"Alright, fine. That is true, but I didn't mean it to be permanent! I don't like going to school again, I don't like being a guy!" Florence conceded.
"You think I like losing 15 years of my life? Or being with a man? Having periods? No, I don't. But it's not my fault the spell didn't return us back and we are stuck like this. So you should just shut up and get the fuck away," Wayne said.
Before Florence could replied, a voice from inside the house shouted: "Flo! Why are you out, my dear? Daddy feels hard and ready for round two!"
Florence was speechless as she heard her husband calling Wayne for sex.Wayne just looked her back and grinned: "What did you expect? It's been three months and I couldn't resist. Poor Harold, you were treating him very poorly. No wonder your marriage sucked. Not anymore. Me and 'daddy' fuck constantly and he does everything I want him to do. Apparently you were out-fucked by a virgin nerd."
Wayne turned around and shouted back inside: "Hon, I was just getting some fresh air. I'm coming and I'm gonna do that thing with my tongue you really like!"
Florence heard a howl coming from Harold. Before entering the house, Wayne looked back again and added: "Now, if you excuse me, I have large matters to attend. If you're careful and don't get caught by anyone, you can stick around and have a look, maybe it'll teach you a thing or two about sex..."

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