Broken Remote

 


"At the moment, the remote is broken and we are stuck here", Troy said.

Jack swayed his hip, emphasising his huge belly, and yelled: "What?!?".

Troy was a bit embarrassed, but went on: "Yes, well...It doesn't work anymore. I'm sorry".

Jack went crazy: "Are fucking kidding me?! We're stuck here? You mean I'm gonna be Rachel from fucking Friends forever?".

"Well, if you think about it, it's not that bad...I mean...all considered. We're relatively young, we have nice jobs in Manhattan, we have nice friends. Besides, I'm also not so happy about being stuck as Chandler...", Troy tried his best to calm his friend down but in vain.

"Don't you even dare to speak to me about your situation! You're having sex with Monica and moreover, you're still a man, dammit! I'm a nine-fucking-months pregnant woman", Jack burst in anger "Do you have any idea how weird does it feel? My belly is the size of a damn watermelon and whatever is inside me is gonna want to come out soon. All because of your stupid mistake! Not only you chose the wrong series, but also the wrong season!".

Troy shut up, wondering if that was the right moment to tell Jack that according to his memories of the series, he was two days away from giving birth. 

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This is a very old cap I did on the old version of OpenTGC that I managed to retrieve with the WayBack Machine. I polished it a bit and changed the image for this new release. I hope you like it. 

 

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